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WOOO wow paparatzi are slow this time of year, but hey lets keep with it!

So lets see recent headlines

- Im a selfish ass yup! Tho I dont see why this is a headline its well known us dictators are selfish!
- Ok the new years party WOOO! Yea baby!, good stuff. To the blond in red pumps or red head in tan shoes please call me! Good times but you left your bra in my room
- Did I get married in dec? Well I do have a ring WOOOO! And hey well ya know!
- Sorina is having my puppies... wow that time in sept oi! so all 6 are healthy and all but she complains of chapped lips
- Nicole, darling call me! I saw you on jay, you look wonderfull!
- Evil plans for world domination and monopoly of bacon were foiled by the hangover, however will be resumed as soon as Scar finds a new supply of Vodka
- Snowie has stolen my riding crop! Please send it, or ya know Im up for trades!
- These lies about being unbiased should stop!
- My fling with my lover in houston was short lived, only 20 minutes, lemme tell ya not worth the drive. However a mcdonalds on I 45 had like real food and it tasted... like good and stuff!

So far so good I think
WOOOHOOO! Lets wait for the furcon!
Dogz

Lies!

Date: 2005-01-07 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] renegaderabbit.livejournal.com
Everyone knows I had your puppys last month, you bastard! You never call, no alimony checks, Im so going to drag your ass into court. HOW COULD YOU USE ME LIKE THAT. I cant belive you, yeah, and those jokes about vodka, I wish they were jokes, your such an angry drunk, I still have the scars...

*Runs away crying*

Re: Lies!

Date: 2005-01-07 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogzrbarkn.livejournal.com
WHAT! Those are not mine! Nicole sweetie dont listen!

Plus last time I smashed a bottle over someones head was.... oooh....errr

Ill have my people call your people
O.O

Re: Lies!

Date: 2005-01-07 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] renegaderabbit.livejournal.com
You asshole! The children are so ugly and what shall I tell them, the poor dear bunny bernards... That there father was a boozing, smutty, no account, wannabe, that used people, and was a selfish bigoted jerk! For once dont think of yourself, but think of the poor innocents your torid loins have brought into this sick sad world. Stop calling yourself an alpha and act like it


Re: Lies!

Date: 2005-01-07 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogzrbarkn.livejournal.com
OOOOH!
That tears it!
I want a DNA test!

Date: 2005-01-07 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snow-kitty.livejournal.com
I didn't steal it...I was *borrowing* it!

*sends you 100 feet of cat5 cable*

Date: 2005-01-07 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogzrbarkn.livejournal.com
Mmmmmmmm
*eyebrow wiggle*
We should get together and see about this borrowin!

Cheeseburgers in Paradise

Date: 2005-01-07 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joeaconite.livejournal.com
My love, why did you not share those super size fries with me?
There are only so many happy meals I can share alone...
I know the 20 minutes we shared was fleeting, but I had to cuddle!
Why does the press hound us so when I press the hound to visit?

Re: Cheeseburgers in Paradise

Date: 2005-01-07 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogzrbarkn.livejournal.com
*rolls eyes and rubs his forhead*
Ya know... well ugh no easy way
Ill call ya
er mmm yea I know Im a dawg

Date: 2005-01-07 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bravo.livejournal.com
What, no recent sightings of Elvis?
No content about Oprah's new wonder diet?
No advertisements concerning the size of my manliness?

The most I would pay for that is $3.50.

Date: 2005-01-07 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brown-wolf.livejournal.com
Elvis is sighted in a bar in Hollister, California.
Oprah's secret ingrediant: super thermonuclear hot sauce
and we have a new pill that will increase your manliness by 1' to 3' garanteed!

Date: 2005-01-07 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogzrbarkn.livejournal.com
Well see elvis is somewhere in... *checks notes* KC... wow can they even spell his name?

Her last diet was a bust, critics said it was to be expected... splenda, cocoa and coconut butter doesnt help those folds tuck easier under the plastic wraps

Well brav, Ive had to PC the tabloids but we have gotten a few letters asking if it really is 13 inches or bigger ;)

ummm

Date: 2005-01-07 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timbrfawks.livejournal.com
*stands there looking around thinking of what he can say, but is speechless* I wish I could come up with something to add, but I'm quite amused with what has already been written. *giggles and flicks his tail*

Re: ummm

Date: 2005-01-07 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogzrbarkn.livejournal.com
OH! They paid you to keep your muzzle shut is that it!
Ill double the bribe!
*pushes 3 cases of dublin dr pepper*

Re: ummm

Date: 2005-01-08 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timbrfawks.livejournal.com
*takes the 3 cases of dublin dr. pepper where he caches 2 of the 3 and drinks the third to the point he's buzzing with so much energy sparks of energy bounce between his ears*

Date: 2005-01-07 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badrabbit.livejournal.com
Ponchito...

Hes watching!

Date: 2005-01-07 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogzrbarkn.livejournal.com
OMG! You are cheating on me with him!!!
But but OUR puppies!!!!

Its the mustache isnt it!
Its the raft! The coyotes!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Date: 2005-01-07 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilsibe.livejournal.com
- Im a selfish ass yup! Tho I dont see why this is a headline its well known us dictators are selfish!

You must maintain your throne with an iron paw!!!

- Ok the new years party WOOO! Yea baby!, good stuff. To the blond in red pumps or red head in tan shoes please call me! Good times but you left your bra in my room

Yiffery :D

- Did I get married in dec? Well I do have a ring WOOOO! And hey well ya know!

Congrats! :D

- Sorina is having my puppies... wow that time in sept oi! so all 6 are healthy and all but she complains of chapped lips

Sorina has the breeding hips to make some fine puppies :D

- Nicole, darling call me! I saw you on jay, you look wonderfull!

lol

- Evil plans for world domination and monopoly of bacon were foiled by the hangover, however will be resumed as soon as Scar finds a new supply of Vodka

Scar, hes an evil lion uncle.

- Snowie has stolen my riding crop! Please send it, or ya know Im up for trades!

*paws you thor*
More painful then a riding crop anyways.

- These lies about being unbiased should stop!

LIES!

- My fling with my lover in houston was short lived, only 20 minutes, lemme tell ya not worth the drive. However a mcdonalds on I 45 had like real food and it tasted... like good and stuff!

hahaha
bootycalls that end up in bad sex are never worth it

W00t FC or bustz0rs!

Date: 2005-01-07 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arbeywolf.livejournal.com
Yay new Javier icon
*tries to fight against the Latin Heat* ;)

So how about the story involving you, the donkey, several cases of vegetable oil, and a sombrero?

Date: 2005-01-07 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogzrbarkn.livejournal.com
*flexes his towel at you and tosses the one around his shoulders at you*

Ok for starters that was concensual! And he started it! The sombrero was to keep a certain la... I mean just props

The vegetable oil... I plea the 5th

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